The First Night of the Honeymoon

The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6’6″ tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman. the groom looked at his beautiful bride, took off his pants, and threw them at her feet. “Put those on.” He ordered.She gave him a bewildered expression but attempted to do as he asked. “They’re too big, they won’t stay on.” She exclaimed.”That’s right, just remember who wears the pants in this family.”She gave him a narrow look and removed her pants and threw them at his feet. “Put those on.” She ordered. The groom could not even get his big toe into his wife’s pants. “I. I can’t get into them.” He started struggling. She declared back: “That’s right and until your attitude changes that’s the way it’s going to be.”

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