A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter – a crate of champagne. By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for fir st place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round – 5 […]
He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda over there.” Grandson says, “Sure, gramps, but why the soda?” Grandpa says, “I mix ’em together so that the medicine doesn’t taste so nasty.” Johnny says, “Oh, good idea”, and starts […]
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he […]
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. […]
