When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? Like maybe go across the street and watch the construction workers build that new house? “ So, Johnny did. A few hours later, His father had just returned home from work. “Where were you, son?” He asked. […]
A guy’s talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her, “What’s your name?”She says, “Carmen.”He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?”She says, “No, I named myself.”He says, “Why Carmen?”She says, “Because I like cars and I like men. What’s your name?”He says, “Beerfuck.”
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” […]
