A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for the first time. The group was made up of three young mothers and their small children, and the goal was to find out their problems and solve them together. The session started, and the psychiatrist got up, turned to face them […]
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She […]
When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? Like maybe go across the street and watch the construction workers build that new house? “ So, Johnny did. A few hours later, His father had just returned home from work. “Where were you, son?” He asked. […]
A guy’s talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her, “What’s your name?”She says, “Carmen.”He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?”She says, “No, I named myself.”He says, “Why Carmen?”She says, “Because I like cars and I like men. What’s your name?”He says, “Beerfuck.”
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” […]
