And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explains, “and today is the happiest day in her life.”The child ponders this for a moment and then […]
The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6’6″ tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman. the groom looked at his beautiful […]
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him when one man turns around to the wife and says, “Would you mind if I went up and said a few words?”She replied, Of course not, please feel free to.”So the […]
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this […]
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table. His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?” “Yes,” Sighs the Husband. “She’s My Ex-wife. She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years […]
On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said, “Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!” Marie says, “I took lessons.” A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes […]
She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m […]
