A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says

A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says “hey you want to hear a blonde joke?”

The woman responds, “before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I’m a professional MMA fighter and I’m blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she’s blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?”

The man turns back to his beer. “Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.”