“Tell me in your own words what is bothering you,”the psychologist tells his patient.Well It all started when I got married: my wife had a grown daughter who became my stepdaughter.My father came to visit, fell in love with my stepdaughter, and married her.So my stepdaughter became my stepmother at the […]
During a visit to a closed institution, a visitor asks the director what criteria are used to decide whether someone has to be admitted or not.The director says: “Well, we fill a bathtub, give the candidate a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket and ask him to empty the bathtub.The […]
A girl was sitting in a meadow and pulling on something that was hanging on a sack between her bottom and legs.She pulled and pulled it longer until a stream pouredinto an opening up to her thighs.It was the maid, she milked the cow.You old pig, what did you think […]
Tell me in your own words what is bothering you,”the psychologist tells his patient.Well It all started when I got married: my wife had a grown daughter who became my stepdaughter.My father came to visit, fell in love with my stepdaughter, and married her.So my stepdaughter became my stepmother at the […]
A woman is sitting on the train. A man comes up to you and asks: “Where are you from?” The woman replies: “From a congress.” “Yes from what kind of congress?” “From a sex congress, it is scientifically proven that the Swabians can do it best and the Indians have […]
A man drives home in the car. Suddenly he sees a blue figure on the street that draws his attention by waving. The man stops and winds down the window. “What do you want?” He asks the blue figure. She replies: “I’m the little gay blue dwarf and I’m hungry.” The man looks a little […]
A farmer comes to the police station and reports in a pathetic tone that his donkey has died today. So the policeman asks if he suspects a crime behind it and he replies truthfully to Bauer that the donkey was already very old and very sick, and has now finally made […]
A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The blond cop replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” “Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches […]
“Officer,” he said, “I can explain.” -How? -the officer replied. “Every time I throw those drugs in the toilet, they magicaly reappear in my pocket.” -Don’t lie to me. -says the officer. “Let me show you then.” So the officer allows him to show it. A man takes out drugs, […]
An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them. “Padma, my beautiful wife, are you here” “Yes I am here my […]
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled into the garage, […]
A man walks into a bar and orders 5 Whiskeys and downs them incredibly quickly. The barman says “That was quick!” “You’d drink them quickly if you had what I had…” replies the man. “Ohh, what’s that?” said the barman sympathetically. The man answers “no money.”
