A young bride and groom to be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,” she asked the rather elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to […]
And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explains, “and today is the happiest day in her life.”The child ponders this for a moment and then […]
A father was explaining to his son the secrets of marriage, “Son you there are only a few things you need in a marriage: A woman who can cook, a woman who can clean, a woman who can satisfy you in the bedroom, and lastly you need to make sure […]
A wife, worrying about the state of her marriage, decides to spice things up in the bedroom by adding some costume play. She buys a sexy supergirl outfit and when her husband is in bed slips it on. She walks out, poses seductively, and says “Superpussy”. Her husband, not looking […]
I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time, I’ve had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually, Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left. I […]
The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6’6″ tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman. the groom looked at his beautiful […]
He looks at the time, 12 am, and says “Fuck I gotta get home, my wife will kill me.” His buddy says “No no, stay around a bit longer.” So the man stays. Time passes, and it’s 3 am. The man knows he fucked, but his friend says, “Listen, what […]
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him when one man turns around to the wife and says, “Would you mind if I went up and said a few words?”She replied, Of course not, please feel free to.”So the […]
When their first child was born, he let his wife name her.She named the baby girl “Love” inspired in the same spirit as Carol’s unique name.Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name.She came home from school one day […]
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session for the first time. The group was made up of three young mothers and their small children, and the goal was to find out their problems and solve them together. The session started, and the psychiatrist got up, turned to face them […]
One night a lone cowboy rode into a small town. He immediately went to the only saloon in town and ordered a drink. While drinking he asked the bartender if there was a room and any women around. The bartender told him he had a room for rent and then […]
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you go pick some of the mushrooms thatare growing wild down by the stream? No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.” “Well, I see squirrels eating them […]
